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mushu-pork:

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

image

Lmao

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romangoddessvictoria:

nephilimgirlbooks:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

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jammyfallons:

texting dimitra

jammyfallons:

texting dimitra

x3chely:

My kids

x3chely:

My kids

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
standavis:

Schooling Fish by h2photography

standavis:

Schooling Fish by h2photography

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

hateplow:

NYC…. processing.

hateplow:

NYC…. processing.